You can pho me anytime.
After Clocking Out and a Customer Tries to Ask For Shit

joeycab:

it’s baaaack

surethatspookilyhappened:

spliffmastergeneral:

the-spooky-dick-forest:

buzzfeed:

Need some last-minute Halloween costume inspiration? Here you go. 

cosplay at its funniest

It’s funny to dress up as Muslim women and disparage another’s culture? How very classically white.

They’re…… they’re ghosts….

You made me feel like I was unworthy of your presence. I gave up sleep, time, emotions just to make you happy, and none of it was good enough for you. I loved you, I tried my hardest, and all you did was scoff at my efforts.

I loved you, even with all childish moments you had and every jealous, insecure, outburst you would have, I still loved you. Time being away from you, I realized that I did the most for you. I dealt with your bullshit, with your jealous attitude, and with your personal drama. 

You blew up over the smallest things, went to sleep on me without discussing and talking things out, and you took me for granted. I realize that all you thought about was yourself and how self-righteous you were when it came to doing things with me.

You’re a child who tries to act older than he already is, and I’m glad to see this now. Thank you for walking out the door so others more worthy can walk in.

If you shouldn't think too much of the future and the past, what is the happy medium of the two?
Anonymous

i guess thinking enough of the past to learn from it, and to be ambitious about the future but not overly ambitious.

Think too much of the past, and you’ll never move forward. Think too much of the future, and you may never move at all.

pocketmonster:

Too fucking real

pocketmonster:

Too fucking real

blastoiser:

SHOW THAT BITCH WHO RUNS THIS HOUSE

blastoiser:

SHOW THAT BITCH WHO RUNS THIS HOUSE

I’ve known you for a while, and I’ve always wanted to tell you how I feel, but I’m fearful for the way out friendship would turn out. I’d rather hold you close as a friend because I don’t know what I would do if I lost you as my friend.

876 plays

Strangers (Paris Blohm Remix) by Seven Lions with Myon & Shane 54

And without you I can’t be
You’re the universe to me
You’re the air in my lungs
You’re the fields where I run
You’re the sky where I’m floating

I have this mentality that no matter how depressed and down I get, things will work out in the end. I look at every situation as an opportunity, and I jump at it. I’m not the type of person to wait around for things to happen, but I do my best to make it happen. I’m a strong, motivated, and ambitious young man, and I know that I have what it takes to achieve greatness.

I made it a mission for four years to go to California State Long Beach to study English education, and this fall, I will be doing so. I’ve always said I was going to move to Southern California, and I did it. I was once just a kid who thought he wasn’t smart enough, good looking enough, or strong enough to jump the obstacles, but I realized I have the power to make my dreams a reality.

Never give up on your dream. Unless you’re a pretentious asshole, in that case you can give up on your dreams and replace them with nightmares.

xoxo

Ever find a person you just want to keep talking to for hours and hours at a time? To where if they don’t talk to you, you just wait all day for a simple “hello?” You may not have feelings for them, but they just captivate your mind, and make you want to know everything about them. It’s like, they’re just an amazing being that you want around in your life.

They can call you a slut, but they can’t cite their source, or show proof. Be true to yourself, and everybody else’s opinions become less significant.